Terms of Use
ALL HUMOR ALL THE TIME
You hereby sell your soul to us. We can at any time terminate your life or the life of any dependents (including pets) through the use of voodoo dolls or old age.
II. We hereby revoke Paragraph I of these 'Terms of Use' as a false statement with humorous intent. Any terms within Paragraph I are considered null and void.
III. Don't do bad stuff on this site. This paragraph is being more serious now. To clarify on 'bad' the following statements contain things that are 'bad', including but not limited to: sending people viruses, mail bombing, chat bombing, using bots, mining the site for email addresses, posting pictures of naked people, hacking the server, attempting to hack the server, or being a jerk.
IV. This site is not all about entertainment and fun. We expect you to work hard at actually learning something. Like how to fight evil in the world, this is not a place to actually be evil. This is not a place to swap files or for peer-to-peer file swapping, even though it would be cool, it is strictly prohibited. There's lots of better places to go do that kind of stuff.
V. We use cookies sometimes for passwords, but everything else is sent completely unencrypted. Any 16 year old with brain damage can listen in on what's going on.
Attempts are and will always be made to keep all information secure, and is a primary concern. We do take this very seriously.
VI. The terms of this agreement may change at any time without notification. I know that sucks, but would you rather me email you whenever these terms change? Instead you may check periodically the Terms of Use, which have always been on the copyright page
This was basically ripped off from ubergeek
