ICE BREAKER BUZZWORD BINGO!
HOW TO PLAY BUZZWORD BINGO
1) Print this page
2) Take it to your next meeting
3) Listen attentively
4) Collect any six terms
Yell BINGO!, and you're a winner!
| Beyond the Banner | Value Add | Vortal | Out of the Loop | Think Outside the Box |
| Synergy | Take it Offline | Raise the Bar | Robust | Deja Vu All Over Again |
| Performance Driven | Sticky | Killer App | Category Killer | Holy Grail |
| Best-Evidence Sythesis | In Our Space | Viral | Stretch the Envelope | Metrics |
| Convergence | Strategic Fit | At the End of the Day | Authentic Assessment | On the Edge |
| Ramp Up | Disintermediation | Build Community | Scope Creep | Exponential |
The Official List compiled by federal agencies, nonprofit professional organizations, and not-for-profit organizations came together to agree on the definitions of common terminology used by interpreters, environmental educators, historians, and others in nonformal settings such as parks, aquariums, zoos, nature centers, historic sites, and museums.
An extensive list for educators including definitions for words below.
ACE (Academic Common Experience) |
Mastery Learning Contributed by Jerry Taylor |
Think back to the dim days of 1998, back before you had cable internet, back when Netscape was the best browser, back when Windows 95 was your operating system (because, as you'll recall, Windows 98 was released in ... 1999!), back when that cellphone
couldn't do anything more than send and receive phone calls and your digital camera took only 640x480 resolution photos ....
System administrators coined the term "sneakernet" before 1991 to jokingly describe "transfer of electronic information by physically carrying tape, disks or some other media from one machine to another," according to Eric Raymond's Jargon File.
Circa-1998 list of computer-professional jargon
Dilberted
To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
Link Rot
The process by which links on a web page became obsolete
as the sites they're connected to change location or die.
Chip Jewelry
A euphemism for old computers destined to be scrapped or
turned into decorative ornaments. "I paid three grand for
that Mac SE, and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."
Crapplet
A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I
just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!"
Plug-and-Play
A new hire who doesn't need any training. "The new guy,
John, is great. He's totally plug-and-play."
World Wide Wait The real meaning of WWW.
CGI Joe/CGI Jane
A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social
skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.
Dorito Syndrome
Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by
addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
"I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I've
got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."
Under Mouse Arrest
Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of
conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me
under mouse arrest."
Glazing
Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A
popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
"Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the
second session?"
404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message
"404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access
can't be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."
Dead Tree Edition
The paper version of a publication available in both
paper and electronic forms, as in: "The dead tree edition
of the San Francisco Chronicle..."
Egosurfing
Scanning the net, databases, print media, or research
papers looking for the mention of your name.
Graybar Land
The place you go while you're staring at a computer
that's processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray
bar creep across the screen). "I was in graybar land for
what seemed like hours, thanks to that CAD rendering."
Open-Collar Workers
People who work at home or telecommute.
Squirt The Bird
To transmit a signal up to a satellite. "Crew and talent are
ready...what time do we squirt the bird?"
Brain Fart
A biproduct of a bloated mind producing informatio
neffortlessly. A burst of useful information. "I know
you're busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us
a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?" Variation of old
hackerslang that had more negative connotations.
Keyboard Plaque
The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on
computer keyboards. "Are there any other terminals I can
use? This one has a bad case of keyboard plaque."
Career-Limiting Move (CLM)
Used among microserfs to describe an ill-advised
activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within
earshot is a serious CLM.
Alpha Geek
The most knowledgeable, technically-proficient person in
an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek
around here."
Adminisphere
The rarified organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the
adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or
irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Tourists
People who are taking training classes just to get a
vacation from their jobs. "We had about three serious
students in the class; the rest were tourists."
Blowing Your Buffer
Losing one's train of thought. Occurs when the person
you are speaking with won't let you get a word in
edgewise or has just said something so astonishing that
your train gets derailed. "Damn, I just blew my buffer!"
Gray Matter
Older, experienced business people hired by young
entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable
and established.
Bookmark
To take note of a person for future reference
(a metaphor borrowed from web browsers). "I bookmarked
him after seeing his cool demo at Siggraph."
Nyetscape
Nickname for AOL's less-than-full-featured Web browser.
Beepilepsy
The brief seizure people sometimes suffer when their
beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized
by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping
speech in mid-sentence.



